“If only, if only, ” the woodpecker sighs
“The bark on the tree was as soft as the skies.”
While the wolf waits below, hungry and lonely,
He cries to the moon “If only, if only.”
but how do you convince little kids to wear clever costumes they won’t appreciate?
"mommy can i be batman?"
"no you and your brother are going as van gogh and the starry night painting, it’ll be so hilarious and witty"
"i want to be batman though"
"shhhhh mommy needs more followers on pinterest"
The fear among the public of widespread deaths from Ebola is curious, especially when there is a legitimate national epidemic of gun violence leading to widespread deaths among the American population. It is noteworthy that there has been exactly one Ebola death in America, and yet according to the Brady Campaign to Prevent Gun Violence, at least 32 Americans are murdered with guns every day and 140 are treated for gun assaults in emergency rooms. The cost to America’s youth in deaths are an average of eight children and teens under the age of 20 are killed by guns every day, and the lifetime medical cost for the victims of the gun violence epidemic is over $2.3 billion with a little over half the costs being borne by taxpayers.
Medical professionals, including America’s doctors in emergency trauma centers like Vivek H. Murthy, get to see the firearm epidemic’s death and destruction first hand and understand the real toll of the gun violence epidemic. The NRA purported that Dr. Murthy is “picking on poor gun fanatics,” but doctors do not discriminate and advise motorcyclists to wear helmets, warn Americans not to drink and drive, and suggest that all Americans to eat healthier in order to live longer in relatively productive and active lives. Speaking out about the gun violence epidemic to protect Americans is no different except that it is contrary to what the real power in Washington will allow to stand.
Obviously, Republicans are going to block any Obama nominee according to their race-driven obstructionism, but coupled with their dedication to the NRA and fear of crossing the second most powerful arm of government after the Koch brothers, Murthy will never get a vote until he calls for every man, woman, and child to carry loaded firearms in public. However, another part of the problem is a few red-state Democrats who are mortified of displeasing their NRA Senate leaders and were more intently focused on their re-elections back in January than confirming a Surgeon General intently focused on slowing the epidemic of gun deaths in America.” —
Reblog for the last one
it’s a game show where everyone eats the furniture in a room and tries to see which is made of chocolate
So basically you’re telling me this is the best fucking game ever created
Forever reblog because of the door handle guy.